








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 63 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1032 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,539 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1414 | 40% |
| Smokes | 830 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 746 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 549 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $300,673 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naleśnik | 56% | 79 |
| #2 | heavy trzmiel | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Ales | 53% | 98 |
| #4 | Woozey | 50% | 123 |
| #5 | Tom∆sz ./ | 50% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | heavy trzmiel | 55% | 11 |
| #3 | Ales | 53% | 98 |
| #4 | Woozey | 50% | 123 |
| #5 | Tom∆sz ./ | 50% | 34 |
| #6 | Sinon | 50% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinon | 18 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Woozey | 13 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | Ales | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Naleśnik | 11 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Tom∆sz ./ | 3 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sinon | 594 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ales | 576 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #3 | Naleśnik | 201 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Woozey | 160 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | heavy trzmiel | 51 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ales | +4.70 | 70 | 75 |
| #2 | Woozey | +2.44 | 62 | 40 |
| #3 | heavy trzmiel | +2.18 | 75 | 47 |
| #4 | Sinon | +1.04 | 53 | 61 |
| #5 | Tom∆sz ./ | +0.97 | 70 | 48 |





