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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2975 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3095 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2760 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2150 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,271 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Netero60 | 55% | 75 |
| #2 | ErasTheBigppman | 47% | 124 |
| #3 | Marecek | 46% | 160 |
| #4 | Sp0nGe | 45% | 107 |
| #5 | Zeep | 44% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marecek | 21 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Zeep | 12 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Netero60 | 9 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Sp0nGe | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | ErasTheBigppman | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ErasTheBigppman | 267 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #2 | Sp0nGe | 255 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | Zeep | 239 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | Netero60 | 194 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Marecek | 154 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Netero60 | +4.38 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | Sp0nGe | +2.44 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | Zeep | +2.10 | 71 | 71 |
| #4 | ErasTheBigppman | +0.59 | 74 | 53 |
| #5 | Marecek | +0.58 | 42 | 30 |





