










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3348 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3150 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4196 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4167 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,296 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fox | 76% | 37 |
| #2 | watykańczyk | 62% | 119 |
| #3 | BOA | 62% | 47 |
| #4 | spd7331 | 59% | 437 |
| #5 | Aruś Kapahala | 56% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spd7331 | +3.41 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | Fox | +2.96 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | solo dios basta | +2.87 | 83 | 63 |
| #4 | Aruś Kapahala | +0.35 | 76 | 48 |
| #5 | watykańczyk | -0.51 | 79 | 48 |





