








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2786 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1015 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2865 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 1132 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,762 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y.K | 45% | 153 |
| #2 | HeroDiamonds | 45% | 220 |
| #3 | BOKI MAN | 31% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Y.K | 45% | 153 |
| #2 | HeroDiamonds | 45% | 220 |
| #3 | BOKI MAN | 31% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeroDiamonds | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | BOKI MAN | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Y.K | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeroDiamonds | 980 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | Y.K | 695 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | BOKI MAN | 491 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeroDiamonds | +2.49 | 52 | 62 |
| #2 | aasddss | +1.98 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | Y.K | -3.65 | 10 | 24 |
| #4 | BOKI MAN | -4.31 | 9 | 39 |





