








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3869 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1246 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1250 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 4281 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 3895 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $753,149 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bill Clinton but he ate a lemon | 51% | 78 |
| #2 | Tony Soprano | 51% | 286 |
| #3 | VorondoN | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | kohnbendit | 36% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bill Clinton but he ate a lemon | 51% | 78 |
| #2 | Tony Soprano | 51% | 286 |
| #3 | VorondoN | 50% | 26 |
| #4 | kohnbendit | 36% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony Soprano | 27 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Bill Clinton but he ate a lemon | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | kohnbendit | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tony Soprano | 144 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #2 | Bill Clinton but he ate a lemon | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | VorondoN | 84 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | kohnbendit | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VorondoN | +5.88 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | P.A.G | +2.26 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | Bill Clinton but he ate a lemon | +0.03 | 38 | 55 |
| #4 | Tony Soprano | -1.07 | 58 | 28 |
| #5 | kohnbendit | -7.57 | 4 | 24 |





