








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 63 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1038 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 414 | 20% |
| Smokes | 491 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 453 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 737 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $661,999 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | † 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙎 | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Capitão Dufão | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Zé Jairon | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | DIO | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | António Costa de Fala | 2 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | † 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙎 | 159 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | a1mbash | 44 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #3 | Zé Jairon | 35 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | António Costa de Fala | 24 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Capitão Dufão | 23 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | † 𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼𝙎 | +2.79 | 59 | 63 |
| #2 | Capitão Dufão | +1.68 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | a1mbash | +1.05 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | Camélio | +0.58 | 62 | 40 |
| #5 | Zé Jairon | +0.56 | 72 | 50 |





