








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1005 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 246 matches | ||
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6062 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4078 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4438 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2278 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2571 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,553,210 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 818 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bostitch__™ | 46% | 102 |
| #2 | degel- | 41% | 81 |
| #3 | bug | 39% | 202 |
| #4 | Shigaon | 38% | 60 |
| #5 | Snowdrop | 38% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | degel- | +6.59 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Bostitch__™ | +3.67 | 71 | 47 |
| #3 | div | +3.22 | 58 | 48 |
| #4 | bug | +2.62 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | Shigaon | -1.38 | 39 | 41 |





