








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 358 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3396 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4064 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1971 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3524 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,583,773 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | yodellingsandwich | 59% | 37 |
| #4 | Jasonn | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | strykerlmao | 53% | 376 |
| #6 | monke 02 | 52% | 42 |
| #7 | Ryan the energetic | 52% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hikar1-光 | +2.14 | 75 | 45 |
| #2 | Ryan the energetic | +2.09 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | HeavenRain? | +1.40 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | strykerlmao | +0.67 | 57 | 48 |
| #5 | yodellingsandwich | +0.46 | 52 | 45 |





