








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 363 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2046 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4275 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1052 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 5868 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 2428 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $357,827 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | ♆ ρυͲαͲυ 1.0 ॐ | 46% | 71 |
| #12 | ♆ ρ υ Ͳ α Ͳ υ 4.0 ॐ | 46% | 46 |
| #13 | Speedy 09 | 45% | 33 |
| #14 | Deadman | 40% | 42 |
| #15 | SinClair | 38% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAZDA | 14 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | WOLVERINE | 13 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | DEADPOOL | 12 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | ♆ ρυͲαͲυ 1.0 ॐ | 9 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | Deadman | 8 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speedy 09 | +5.45 | 57 | 73 |
| #2 | RAZDA | +4.93 | 59 | 71 |
| #3 | WOLVERINE | +4.73 | 56 | 69 |
| #4 | DEADPOOL | +4.48 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | 🌹✂ρυㄒαㄒυ 2.0⭕✂ | +3.65 | 72 | 47 |





