








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2216 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1260 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1212 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1240 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $232,899 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brad | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | michael | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Xander | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brad | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | michael | 50% | 10 |
| #3 | Xander | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xander | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xander | 31 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Brad | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | michael | 16 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimbowadey | +1.39 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | Brad | +0.54 | 89 | 57 |
| #3 | Xander | +0.12 | 66 | 46 |
| #4 | michael | -1.65 | 72 | 34 |





