








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
316 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 201 | 26% |
| Smokes | 173 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 210 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 196 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $104,872 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DannyS | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | OGGI-_- | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | RceveR | 63% | 8 |
| #4 | Amdal | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | JagrN | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OGGI-_- | 2 | 0.0215 |
| #2 | Jergmar | 1 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Radifaction | 1 | 0.0500 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amdal | 31 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #2 | Jergmar | 26 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | DannyS | 23 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | OGGI-_- | 16 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | RceveR | 11 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unique | +4.89 | 85 | 54 |
| #2 | Radifaction | +3.66 | 67 | 24 |
| #3 | wvyk | +2.15 | 97 | 11 |
| #4 | Amdal | +1.87 | 87 | 81 |
| #5 | DannyS | +1.60 | 81 | 73 |





