








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 738 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 386 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6141 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4320 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5024 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3345 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3914 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,143,511 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TerppA | 16 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Julle | 11 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | ReTu | 10 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | x | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | halkoja2 | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julle | 301 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | TerppA | 228 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | ReTu | 217 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Raivo | 184 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Heltsi | 143 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TA1N0U | +5.44 | 63 | 78 |
| #2 | vl$ ⏅ | +2.31 | 82 | 61 |
| #3 | PekoniBurger⚤ | +1.48 | 76 | 57 |
| #4 | Heltsi | +1.00 | 82 | 67 |
| #5 | TerppA | +0.61 | 83 | 69 |





