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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1844 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 365 matches | ||
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




154 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4417 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3740 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 5965 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4568 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,026,252 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2731 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 48% | 220 |
| #2 | DeZap21 | 44% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 48% | 220 |
| #2 | DeZap21 | 44% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 27 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | DeZap21 | 13 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dog | 290 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | DeZap21 | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ba1teR | +2.55 | 84 | 47 |
| #2 | dog | +0.71 | 71 | 51 |
| #3 | DeZap21 | +0.27 | 59 | 34 |





