








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 50 | 23% |
| Smokes | 80 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 33 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 58 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $82,791 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aliaz | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | bUb | 49% | 96 |
| #3 | BeastL | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Snake_king100 | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | svedcartman | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aliaz | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | bUb | 49% | 96 |
| #3 | BeastL | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Snake_king100 | 46% | 13 |
| #5 | svedcartman | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aliaz | 10 | 0.0263 |
| #2 | bUb | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Snake_king100 | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | svedcartman | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bUb | 98 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Snake_king100 | 76 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #3 | Aliaz | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | svedcartman | 13 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | BeastL | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aliaz | +2.05 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | BeastL | +1.73 | 46 | 36 |
| #3 | bUb | +1.14 | 59 | 39 |
| #4 | Snake_king100 | +0.50 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | svedcartman | -1.12 | 28 | 43 |





