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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
130 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 442 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 68 | 15% |
| Smokes | 90 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 162 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 122 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $30,250 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahmouuuud gamings | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | fallesen^ | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Whiteboy | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | PDF File | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mahmouuuud gamings | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | fallesen^ | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Whiteboy | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | PDF File | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallesen^ | 3 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallesen^ | 51 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | mahmouuuud gamings | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Whiteboy | 9 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| #4 | PDF File | 3 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fallesen^ | +6.39 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | mahmouuuud gamings | +2.59 | 96 | 43 |
| #3 | Whiteboy | +1.25 | 58 | 49 |
| #4 | Pablo | -0.35 | 54 | 47 |
| #5 | PDF File | -3.85 | 56 | 30 |





