








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1188 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2492 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3359 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5851 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 4211 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,323,651 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1007 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryguy | +2.60 | 67 | 60 |
| #2 | Roshie | +2.28 | 46 | 43 |
| #3 | Medial | +1.35 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | len | -0.22 | 64 | 50 |
| #5 | venmo @iPengShan | -3.87 | 30 | 12 |





