








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1364 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1969 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1248 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 930 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1060 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,115 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Step | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | veygo | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Widmo | 56% | 79 |
| #4 | Bodo | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Mr. Clean | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Widmo | 56% | 79 |
| #4 | Bodo | 55% | 29 |
| #5 | Mr. Clean | 55% | 31 |
| #6 | finley | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | Riptort | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widmo | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | veygo | 2 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widmo | 243 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Mr. Clean | 140 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #3 | Bodo | 97 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | veygo | 58 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | finley | 34 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widmo | +1.91 | 82 | 61 |
| #2 | finley | +1.47 | 69 | 48 |
| #3 | Just About | +0.96 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | veygo | +0.89 | 88 | 65 |
| #5 | Riptort | +0.25 | 72 | 48 |





