








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4892 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4785 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4934 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2294 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2595 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $974,303 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 526 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ferrretosaurus | 52% | 264 |
| #2 | Konkretyn | 45% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ferrretosaurus | 52% | 264 |
| #2 | Konkretyn | 45% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ferrretosaurus | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Konkretyn | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Konkretyn | 891 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #2 | ferrretosaurus | 509 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | walter | +2.72 | 60 | 63 |
| #2 | ferrretosaurus | +0.29 | 68 | 54 |
| #3 | Konkretyn | -2.41 | 44 | 56 |





