








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 681 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 283 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3225 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3172 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1571 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3439 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,126,300 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyntaxError | 59% | 126 |
| #2 | luteni4kA | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | SIlvan | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyntaxError | 59% | 126 |
| #2 | luteni4kA | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | SIlvan | 51% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SyntaxError | 304 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | SIlvan | 133 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | luteni4kA | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asenmeister | +1.44 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | luteni4kA | +0.66 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | SyntaxError | +0.12 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | SIlvan | -1.45 | 70 | 45 |





