








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2409 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 844 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1035 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1001 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 967 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $375,632 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nymphh (ex semi-pro) | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | M3HKEL | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | RebelRenku | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | NoCreamy | 56% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GIGGLEZZ | 163 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | NoCreamy | 151 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ants | 118 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #4 | RebelRenku | 114 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | P.Niece | 100 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Kanakuut | +5.43 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | quackston | +1.82 | 59 | 71 |
| #3 | RebelRenku | +1.05 | 49 | 67 |
| #4 | Nymphh (ex semi-pro) | +0.51 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | +0.32 | 62 | 68 |





