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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,193 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 349 | 29% |
| Smokes | 434 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 271 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 139 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,250 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MXdpr *e-Tight# | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | Decoy Type Player | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | Kapi | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | Canek | 42% | 31 |
| #5 | BlacK1y; | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlacK1y; | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Canek | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Kapi | 2 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MXdpr *e-Tight# | +4.34 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | Kapi | +2.46 | 64 | 43 |
| #3 | BlacK1y; | +1.63 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Decoy Type Player | +1.04 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | Canek | -0.58 | 72 | 64 |





