








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7135 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3370 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3406 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3731 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $421,543 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 890 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jethRobot[w] | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | mitch | 68% | 34 |
| #3 | jim345 | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | ^4Hack^7Sloth | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | MINGE BEAST | 59% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chad | 15 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | Brodrick | 12 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | β½ πππΏπΌ | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | cartel peek | 7 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Kempo | 6 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitch | +4.66 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | Brodrick | +4.12 | 79 | 50 |
| #3 | zuza | +2.74 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | MINGE BEAST | +2.40 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | jim345 | +2.15 | 82 | 56 |





