








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 658 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,919 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4502 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3687 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3450 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3280 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $651,390 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lain | 75% | 56 |
| #2 | uR1VA- | 72% | 25 |
| #3 | gut | 71% | 28 |
| #4 | axy | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | Cepita | 61% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | uR1VA- | 72% | 25 |
| #3 | gut | 71% | 28 |
| #4 | axy | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | Cepita | 61% | 38 |
| #6 | LulaNESY | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lain | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Cepita | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | gut | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | LulaNESY | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | axy | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lain | 297 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #2 | Cepita | 139 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | LulaNESY | 117 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | gut | 101 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | axy | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lain | +4.22 | 80 | 64 |
| #2 | wisagi | +2.25 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | uR1VA- | +1.98 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | axy | +0.73 | 61 | 69 |
| #5 | gut | +0.39 | 56 | 50 |





