








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,516 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4565 | 43% |
| Smokes | 1044 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 2566 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2341 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,318 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1753 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlackzMagus.cry.exe | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | EXCPECTIX | 59% | 49 |
| #3 | Kaventa | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Michiii | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlackzMagus.cry.exe | 81% | 21 |
| #2 | EXCPECTIX | 59% | 49 |
| #3 | Kaventa | 57% | 21 |
| #4 | Michiii | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXCPECTIX | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Kaventa | 4 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | BlackzMagus.cry.exe | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Michiii | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EXCPECTIX | 144 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | Kaventa | 89 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Michiii | 33 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | BlackzMagus.cry.exe | 5 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .SnoW =D | +1.69 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | EXCPECTIX | +1.69 | 56 | 59 |
| #3 | Kaventa | +1.39 | 81 | 57 |
| #4 | Michiii | -0.28 | 53 | 57 |
| #5 | BlackzMagus.cry.exe | -0.31 | 68 | 25 |





