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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 99 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 90 | 43% |
| Smokes | 41 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 32 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 44 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,750 of utility $274 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tadz | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Trun1eX | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | LilleFede.dk | 100% | 2 |
| #4 | N 1 c k l 4 s_ | 100% | 2 |
| #5 | Gold3nTurt3l | 100% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Gold3nTurt3l | 100% | 2 |
| #6 | Nuller | 83% | 6 |
| #7 | LuNd9aard | 80% | 5 |
| #8 | krulben | 78% | 9 |
| #9 | tri1X | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuller | 2 | 0.0183 |
| #2 | LilleFede.dk | 1 | 0.0217 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuller | 37 | 0.34 | 1 min |
| #2 | tri1X | 23 | 0.43 | 1 min |
| #3 | LuNd9aard | 21 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #4 | N 1 c k l 4 s_ | 20 | 0.43 | 1 min |
| #5 | krulben | 18 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Falk | +8.55 | 95 | 51 |
| #2 | tri1X | +5.14 | 75 | 75 |
| #3 | LuNd9aard | +4.72 | 75 | 66 |
| #4 | N 1 c k l 4 s_ | -1.32 | 55 | 54 |
| #5 | krulben | -1.69 | 64 | 34 |





