








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 343 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 464 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1533 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2706 | 47% |
| Molotovs | 1100 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,940,437 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ping | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ⇝OH2.0 | FUBAR | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | k3vsN | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Der Boi | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | sIcK fLicK rIcK | 3 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⇝OH2.0 | FUBAR | 536 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | Ping | 323 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | k3vsN | 204 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | sIcK fLicK rIcK | 148 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | Der Boi | 92 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sIcK fLicK rIcK | +4.02 | 69 | 72 |
| #2 | Der Boi | +1.09 | 78 | 50 |
| #3 | ⇝OH2.0 | FUBAR | +1.00 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | Kuri | +0.53 | 58 | 30 |
| #5 | Ping | -0.08 | 61 | 56 |





