








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1018 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 286 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1194 | 32% |
| Smokes | 821 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 758 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 917 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,805,123 of utility $259 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | impoleoN | 47% | 171 |
| #2 | iBUYCHARiZARD | 45% | 97 |
| #3 | iBUYRAYQUAZA | 44% | 94 |
| #4 | groudoN | 42% | 45 |
| #5 | FedeVi | 42% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | impoleoN | 47% | 171 |
| #2 | iBUYCHARiZARD | 45% | 97 |
| #3 | iBUYRAYQUAZA | 44% | 94 |
| #4 | groudoN | 42% | 45 |
| #5 | FedeVi | 42% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | impoleoN | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | groudoN | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | iBUYCHARiZARD | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | iBUYRAYQUAZA | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | FedeVi | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iBUYCHARiZARD | 159 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | iBUYRAYQUAZA | 105 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | FedeVi | 98 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | impoleoN | 73 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | groudoN | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | impoleoN | +2.05 | 24 | 33 |
| #2 | iBUYRAYQUAZA | +1.43 | 47 | 49 |
| #3 | iBUYCHARiZARD | +0.74 | 11 | 57 |
| #4 | groudoN | -0.51 | 44 | 31 |
| #5 | FedeVi | -1.67 | 12 | 58 |





