








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1868 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1204 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1948 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1951 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $299,831 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sotify | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | Mexican__KIRBYY | 46% | 46 |
| #3 | bhittycs | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | TTV Cooper420 | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sotify | 48% | 27 |
| #2 | Mexican__KIRBYY | 46% | 46 |
| #3 | bhittycs | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | TTV Cooper420 | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mexican__KIRBYY | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | sotify | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | bhittycs | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | TTV Cooper420 | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mexican__KIRBYY | 81 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | sotify | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | TTV Cooper420 | 19 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | bhittycs | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sotify | +3.63 | 76 | 53 |
| #2 | TTV Cooper420 | +1.35 | 52 | 61 |
| #3 | Q | +0.18 | 50 | 56 |
| #4 | Mexican__KIRBYY | -0.83 | 24 | 62 |
| #5 | bhittycs | -3.32 | 21 | 21 |





