








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3030 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 282 | 19% |
| Smokes | 418 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 162 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 610 | 41% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,868 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 20 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tropic | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | L3mon_Sour | 44% | 27 |
| #3 | Alpha_Evie ♡ | 38% | 124 |
| #4 | ♤Alpha_Lunaris♡ | 33% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tropic | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | L3mon_Sour | 44% | 27 |
| #3 | Alpha_Evie ♡ | 38% | 124 |
| #4 | ♤Alpha_Lunaris♡ | 33% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3mon_Sour | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | ♤Alpha_Lunaris♡ | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Alpha_Evie ♡ | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♤Alpha_Lunaris♡ | 182 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | L3mon_Sour | 69 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Tropic | 48 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | Alpha_Evie ♡ | 7 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tropic | +10.23 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | Alpha_mp | +4.78 | 65 | 16 |
| #3 | L3mon_Sour | +0.66 | 73 | 49 |
| #4 | Alpha_Evie ♡ | -4.49 | 22 | 8 |
| #5 | ♤Alpha_Lunaris♡ | -5.19 | 17 | 41 |





