








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 144 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 282 | 30% |
| Smokes | 219 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 265 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 178 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $164,187 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ECHO | 33% | 6 |
| #2 | YEETSKIE | 29% | 31 |
| #3 | ロジャーザット911 | 17% | 6 |
| #4 | Fulecon | 0% | 3 |
| #5 | Kwijlende Zweethond | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ECHO | 33% | 6 |
| #2 | YEETSKIE | 29% | 31 |
| #3 | ロジャーザット911 | 17% | 6 |
| #4 | Fulecon | 0% | 3 |
| #5 | Kwijlende Zweethond | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YEETSKIE | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | ECHO | 1 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YEETSKIE | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #2 | ロジャーザット911 | 9 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #3 | Fulecon | 8 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Kwijlende Zweethond | 6 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #5 | ECHO | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YEETSKIE | +3.54 | 77 | 39 |
| #2 | ECHO | +1.76 | 98 | 15 |
| #3 | Kwijlende Zweethond | -1.62 | 48 | 46 |
| #4 | iRobert | -2.80 | 46 | 46 |
| #5 | Fulecon | -3.27 | 25 | 64 |





