








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4475 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2813 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3452 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1832 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1718 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,567,416 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrAnEcId | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | Aaronairo | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | Arภe | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | SuperSammy | 48% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrAnEcId | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | Aaronairo | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | Arภe | 50% | 54 |
| #4 | SuperSammy | 48% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SuperSammy | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | TrAnEcId | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arภe | 88 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | Aaronairo | 84 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | SuperSammy | 60 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | TrAnEcId | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lowp1 | +1.59 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | Aaronairo | +0.13 | 71 | 64 |
| #3 | SuperSammy | -1.21 | 57 | 52 |
| #4 | TrAnEcId | -1.80 | 36 | 70 |
| #5 | Arภe | -2.24 | 47 | 45 |





