








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 325 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2971 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1276 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 3545 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2467 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,867 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 108 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freppe_ | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | I_Broxie_I | 51% | 314 |
| #3 | Garbage | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freppe_ | 54% | 114 |
| #2 | I_Broxie_I | 51% | 314 |
| #3 | Garbage | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I_Broxie_I | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Freppe_ | 13 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Garbage | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I_Broxie_I | 1408 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #2 | Freppe_ | 111 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | Garbage | 103 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaRaC OsAmA | +2.39 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | I_Broxie_I | -0.21 | 59 | 75 |
| #3 | Freppe_ | -1.04 | 64 | 45 |
| #4 | Garbage | -1.19 | 53 | 60 |





