








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 392 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Esplay | 23 matches | 1,914 | |
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4259 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3878 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4962 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4956 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,904,076 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 265 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QueenSoliD | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | bRUNOBANANI (it's a name) | 53% | 32 |
| #3 | Thu | 49% | 80 |
| #4 | haakon | 46% | 39 |
| #5 | .s | 46% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | MARLENE | 46% | 37 |
| #7 | Chris | 46% | 59 |
| #8 | Perulv | 45% | 49 |
| #9 | TتmmyMAn☭ | 41% | 107 |
| #10 | Soulthy | 39% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .s | 12 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | TتmmyMAn☭ | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Chris | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Perulv | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Thu | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .s | 570 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | Thu | 369 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | Chris | 202 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | TتmmyMAn☭ | 165 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Perulv | 133 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haakon | +3.36 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | Thu | +2.82 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | bRUNOBANANI (it's a name) | +1.21 | 64 | 43 |
| #4 | Soulthy | +0.38 | 66 | 54 |
| #5 | SEWBe | -0.11 | 70 | 64 |





