








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 430 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 522 matches | ||
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6559 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6817 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6730 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8155 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,263,403 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | NFL YoungBoy | 56% | 356 |
| #7 | Tgunz | 53% | 346 |
| #8 | NoHit | 51% | 57 |
| #9 | DONT EVEN SAY NOTHIN TO ME BOY | 51% | 65 |
| #10 | Mattyyy | 50% | 325 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tgunz | +1.35 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | MyKeys | +0.91 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Mattyyy | +0.34 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | DONT EVEN SAY NOTHIN TO ME BOY | +0.30 | 78 | 69 |
| #5 | purps | -0.50 | 77 | 54 |





