








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 294 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3250 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,691 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4054 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3815 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2288 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3534 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $990,140 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 623 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gmbl | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | klogeraib | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | Sindr7 | 47% | 232 |
| #4 | rikkitikki | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gmbl | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | klogeraib | 48% | 29 |
| #3 | Sindr7 | 47% | 232 |
| #4 | rikkitikki | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sindr7 | 21 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | rikkitikki | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sindr7 | 1365 | 0.28 | 39 min |
| #2 | klogeraib | 98 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | gmbl | 46 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | rikkitikki | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | klogeraib | +1.64 | 74 | 75 |
| #2 | Sindr7 | +1.27 | 73 | 77 |
| #3 | Mjortis | -0.02 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | rikkitikki | -1.17 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | gmbl | -1.59 | 56 | 67 |





