








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 580 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5910 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4738 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3454 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4356 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3481 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,853,277 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 458 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dTc aura -ss- | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | dTc ShittyyPatt | 60% | 95 |
| #3 | incubus909 | 59% | 79 |
| #4 | Hebrew Hero | 55% | 152 |
| #5 | fLuxX | 54% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dTc aura -ss- | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | dTc ShittyyPatt | 60% | 95 |
| #3 | incubus909 | 59% | 79 |
| #4 | Hebrew Hero | 55% | 152 |
| #5 | fLuxX | 54% | 210 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hebrew Hero | 27 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | dTc ShittyyPatt | 13 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | fLuxX | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | dTc aura -ss- | 8 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | incubus909 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hebrew Hero | 646 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | dTc ShittyyPatt | 459 | 0.24 | 11 min |
| #3 | fLuxX | 315 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | incubus909 | 141 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | dTc aura -ss- | 83 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scraxes | +3.25 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | incubus909 | +1.55 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | dTc ShittyyPatt | +0.46 | 54 | 65 |
| #4 | fLuxX | -0.88 | 74 | 51 |
| #5 | Hebrew Hero | -1.50 | 62 | 62 |





