








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2999 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2501 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2245 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1353 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1166 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $742,895 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | RyLeigh | 45% | 58 |
| #6 | Gravyity | 41% | 71 |
| #7 | CaptainCurbst0mp | 37% | 87 |
| #8 | 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 | 32% | 75 |
| #9 | MereMortal | 28% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CaptainCurbst0mp | 629 | 0.37 | 15 min |
| #2 | Meow | 370 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #3 | RyLeigh | 270 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #4 | CinemaFPS | 229 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | Buster | 63 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gravyity | +3.38 | 75 | 13 |
| #2 | CinemaFPS | +2.88 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | RyLeigh | +2.56 | 73 | 72 |
| #4 | Meow | +0.44 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | Zea1ot | +0.38 | 79 | 41 |





