








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2716 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,246 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2675 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3040 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2668 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1863 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $690,701 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boogie | 13 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | legendxshortbus | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | FuzzNutz14 | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | OMFGD | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Jsuki | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | legendxshortbus | 334 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Boogie | 261 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | FuzzNutz14 | 138 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jsuki | 99 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | OMFGD | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OMFGD | +1.28 | 48 | 72 |
| #2 | legendxshortbus | +1.15 | 77 | 55 |
| #3 | Jsuki | +0.52 | 59 | 43 |
| #4 | unsp0ken | -0.40 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | FuzzNutz14 | -0.49 | 44 | 41 |





