








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 664 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 135 | 13% |
| Smokes | 81 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 678 | 65% |
| Molotovs | 154 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,052,706 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rey-esque | +6.80 | 69 | 59 |
| #2 | uʍɐp | +2.58 | 60 | 64 |
| #3 | Dad ⌖ | +1.36 | 68 | 35 |
| #4 | Zonee | +0.84 | 66 | 34 |
| #5 | LÜP | +0.54 | 44 | 65 |





