








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2097 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4168 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3371 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3809 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $492,194 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3262 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | perky | 264 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | 𝘱𝘰𝘬 | 187 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | cuboidalsprint | 94 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | day | 88 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | chubz | 81 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | perky | +2.03 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | 𝙎𝙘𝙧𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙮🎗 | +1.32 | 25 | 52 |
| #3 | day | +0.64 | 62 | 33 |
| #4 | 𝘱𝘰𝘬 | -0.09 | 37 | 55 |
| #5 | cuboidalsprint | -0.33 | 50 | 36 |





