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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
651 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 436 | 19% |
| Smokes | 684 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 604 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 558 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $114,696 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Betchaz | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | cwinkle | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | Hector | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | Oats | Home | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Betchaz | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | cwinkle | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | Hector | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | Oats | Home | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cwinkle | 17 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | Hector | 11 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Betchaz | 8 | 0.0096 |
| #4 | Oats | Home | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cwinkle | 267 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | Hector | 102 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Oats | Home | 85 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Betchaz | 31 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cwinkle | +2.40 | 80 | 61 |
| #2 | ekkoed | +1.93 | 78 | 52 |
| #3 | Betchaz | -0.19 | 51 | 44 |
| #4 | Hector | -1.15 | 73 | 43 |
| #5 | Oats | Home | -2.00 | 25 | 36 |





