








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2312 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 290 matches | ||
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 30 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




156 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,332 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9145 | 33% |
| Smokes | 7776 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4086 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 6325 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,015,055 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1615 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swan | 60% | 199 |
| #2 | Kurekuma | 59% | 59 |
| #3 | gayming | 56% | 277 |
| #4 | WRLG | 55% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swan | 60% | 199 |
| #2 | Kurekuma | 59% | 59 |
| #3 | gayming | 56% | 277 |
| #4 | WRLG | 55% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gayming | 90 | 0.0172 |
| #2 | swan | 31 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | WRLG | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Kurekuma | 7 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swan | 692 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | gayming | 590 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | WRLG | 384 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Kurekuma | 75 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shurb | +3.54 | 73 | 66 |
| #2 | swan | +3.33 | 88 | 57 |
| #3 | WRLG | +0.05 | 67 | 51 |
| #4 | Kurekuma | -1.34 | 70 | 47 |
| #5 | gayming | -2.04 | 43 | 34 |





