








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 70 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1437 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1469 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1380 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1987 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1795 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,961 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 144 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoe | 11 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | Euphoria. | 7 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Super Dooper Smelly Head | 6 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Drillology | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | Ew0Q | 4 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiniGunner | +3.32 | 41 | 78 |
| #2 | Dannn.nie ⭕⃤ | +2.74 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | zoe | +2.26 | 64 | 71 |
| #4 | Snatch repellent | +1.83 | 62 | 72 |
| #5 | cho1zes | +1.73 | 55 | 61 |





