








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Faceit | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3098 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2306 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1647 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2461 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1954 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,090,182 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2629 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RioW | 49% | 81 |
| #2 | dragon4master123 | 39% | 115 |
| #3 | Ritalin Enjoyer | 34% | 29 |
| #4 | Bacon--Piggi | 31% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RioW | 49% | 81 |
| #2 | dragon4master123 | 39% | 115 |
| #3 | Ritalin Enjoyer | 34% | 29 |
| #4 | Bacon--Piggi | 31% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragon4master123 | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | RioW | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Bacon--Piggi | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Ritalin Enjoyer | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RioW | 366 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | dragon4master123 | 133 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Ritalin Enjoyer | 48 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bacon--Piggi | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ukrop146 | +1.58 | 44 | 50 |
| #2 | RioW | +1.51 | 37 | 60 |
| #3 | Ritalin Enjoyer | -4.39 | 5 | 38 |
| #4 | Bacon--Piggi | -5.26 | 9 | 24 |
| #5 | dragon4master123 | -6.32 | 14 | 20 |





