








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 736 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,848 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4051 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6936 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6366 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6495 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,542,221 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mufufu | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | Loco | 48% | 56 |
| #3 | ☆ 1ceBunny ♡ | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | Stellita | 46% | 360 |
| #5 | 𝓝𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓪 | 40% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Loco | 48% | 56 |
| #3 | ☆ 1ceBunny ♡ | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | Stellita | 46% | 360 |
| #5 | 𝓝𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓪 | 40% | 63 |
| #6 | Pixie | 40% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stellita | 18 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | 𝓝𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓪 | 7 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Loco | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | ☆ 1ceBunny ♡ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Mufufu | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stellita | 333 | 0.04 | 9 min |
| #2 | Mufufu | 201 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Pixie | 154 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | ☆ 1ceBunny ♡ | 112 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝓝𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓪 | 109 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mufufu | +3.08 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Loco | +2.36 | 76 | 62 |
| #3 | Abu GG | +1.15 | 68 | 60 |
| #4 | 𝓝𝓲𝓷𝓳𝓪 | -0.63 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | Stellita | -1.34 | 49 | 59 |





