








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2378 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2056 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4777 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 2830 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,156,066 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 357 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z3uS | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | w4k4 | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | JLopez556 | 52% | 69 |
| #4 | Asturmaki | 52% | 25 |
| #5 | s1gma | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | π¨ππ£π£ππ π£π€ | 47% | 111 |
| #8 | vaka | 47% | 62 |
| #9 | Raluca03 | 44% | 81 |
| #10 | ππππππ | 43% | 21 |
| #11 | Lacu <3 BumpinG | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlbertiΓ±o | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | π¨ππ£π£ππ π£π€ | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | JLopez556 | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | z3uS | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | vaka | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raluca03 | 315 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | w4k4 | 297 | 0.39 | 8 min |
| #3 | JLopez556 | 189 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | π¨ππ£π£ππ π£π€ | 157 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | vaka | 97 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlbertiΓ±o | +1.32 | 64 | 50 |
| #2 | El Thunder | +1.20 | 67 | 64 |
| #3 | Raluca03 | +0.76 | 62 | 68 |
| #4 | s1gma | +0.70 | 67 | 61 |
| #5 | JLopez556 | +0.53 | 56 | 60 |





