








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
22 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 60 | 51% |
| Smokes | 4 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 33 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 21 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,700 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agent 69 | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Roger Federer Tennisgott | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | Ruvinho | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | Nadiem Amiri Fußballgott | 33% | 21 |
| #5 | Marli | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Roger Federer Tennisgott | 42% | 19 |
| #3 | Ruvinho | 35% | 17 |
| #4 | Nadiem Amiri Fußballgott | 33% | 21 |
| #5 | Marli | 25% | 12 |
| #6 | Hames Joffmann | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nadiem Amiri Fußballgott | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #2 | Hames Joffmann | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #3 | Roger Federer Tennisgott | 4 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ruvinho | 2 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marli | +0.00 | 22 | 31 |
| #2 | Agent 69 | +0.00 | 35 | 40 |
| #3 | Lesayola | +0.00 | 43 | 28 |
| #4 | Roger Federer Tennisgott | +0.00 | 51 | 49 |
| #5 | Nadiem Amiri Fußballgott | +0.00 | 52 | 68 |





