








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,817 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 614 | 34% |
| Smokes | 523 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 503 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 177 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,595 of utility $32 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goosebumps | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Lewis | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | Speedy | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | trapw0w | 52% | 44 |
| #5 | arj | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | arj | 52% | 23 |
| #6 | ROHDEEZY | 45% | 11 |
| #7 | HEX | 33% | 3 |
| #8 | Speedy | 33% | 6 |
| #9 | havoc | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trapw0w | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Lewis | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | arj | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trapw0w | 75 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | arj | 36 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lewis | 31 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | ROHDEEZY | 29 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | goosebumps | 20 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goosebumps | +2.25 | 89 | 43 |
| #2 | arj | +0.72 | 87 | 57 |
| #3 | Speedy | +0.62 | 82 | 55 |
| #4 | ROHDEEZY | +0.52 | 88 | 56 |
| #5 | Speedy | +0.42 | 85 | 44 |





