








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 493 | 46% |
| Smokes | 182 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 49 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 338 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $328,566 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1857 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SexY>------->Fear | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | SKelly1337 | 69% | 36 |
| #3 | JamYoung | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | crz | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Steiny | 61% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steiny | 20 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | zNebirus | 13 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | crz | 9 | 0.0441 |
| #4 | x A R E S | 7 | 0.0146 |
| #5 | V三亜xXx | 7 | 0.0243 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKelly1337 | +5.61 | 93 | 45 |
| #2 | SexY>------->Fear | +4.04 | 81 | 29 |
| #3 | x A R E S | +3.68 | 78 | 48 |
| #4 | Steiny | +3.25 | 75 | 56 |
| #5 | crz | +2.89 | 90 | 27 |





