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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
572 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 293 | 26% |
| Smokes | 301 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 301 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 226 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $141,596 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouguest | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | matew | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | 240 bujie/h PEEK Piciu | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | I LOVE DAN | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouguest | 57% | 37 |
| #2 | matew | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | 240 bujie/h PEEK Piciu | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | I LOVE DAN | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 240 bujie/h PEEK Piciu | 15 | 0.0208 |
| #2 | I LOVE DAN | 15 | 0.0426 |
| #3 | Rouguest | 6 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rouguest | 89 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | 240 bujie/h PEEK Piciu | 88 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | I LOVE DAN | 15 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | matew | 12 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nusuntpapito | +9.57 | 98 | 58 |
| #2 | 240 bujie/h PEEK Piciu | +0.56 | 70 | 38 |
| #3 | I LOVE DAN | -2.02 | 36 | 21 |
| #4 | matew | -2.19 | 22 | 41 |
| #5 | Rouguest | -3.99 | 19 | 40 |





